Your current disgusting 19-year-old roommate is in a band called Lamp Basket and they only do Limp Bizkit’s cover of ‘Faith’ and they practice it every day for hours. You live with a rotating cast of disgusting 19-year-old boys who sing in a variety of god-awful cover bands. And all your hell clothes have period stains on them. In hell, you wake up every morning and feel like you did a bunch of coke the night before, the kind with that stuff in it that makes your ears rot off. Keep your fingers crossed for part 2 of 3D dog dream. I’m about to take my second dose of whatever it was I was prescribed. wtf, have you heard the new justin timberlake / game / pharrell? i want to be the girl cruising on the turtle raft wonder if you could get in trouble for offering a pain-killer for a popsicle trade on facebook. it looks like a hotdog with a nose wearing sunglasses.Ĩ. have a dream involving dogs and 3D glasses.ħ. #Wonka games nerd rope roller coaster moviethink of as many movie titles about pain killers as you can as you fall asleep at 3pm. hate the woman who shows up at the end of x-files season five because you know she poses a serious threat to scully’s womanly desiresĥ. spill a sunac salad on your bed because you are so startled during an episode of x-files season fiveģ. The top ten things you can do when you are home sick with strep throat and tonsillitis:Ģ. I’m maybe contagious for like 12 more hours so I got to lay in bed all day and eat popsicles and think about: That’s two bargain-hunting deaths in one month.”Īnyways, I was lucky enough to get diagnosed with tonsillitis and strep throat today! It’s like the time my eye doctor told me I could wear glasses and contacts at the same time if I wanted to (do I want to?). Hanky looked up at him, “Well, reach for the door, mister, because you’re fired. Pool, a tall man, shrugged, “It’s easier for me to reach.” “Why do you keep putting bargain sizes on the top shelf?” he asked, almost whimpering with rage. Hanky, the manager, flailing his arms and slipping on the polished linoleum, came to an unsteady stop beside Pool. “It happened again,” he whispered, sadly. #Wonka games nerd rope roller coaster code“Code Blue! Code Blue!” shrieked Dollar for Dollar employee, Arnold Pool, who had been observing her efforts several feet away. She promptly crumpled to the floor, dead. Never one to pass up a bargain, Irmadine Boothy stretched her quivering arm to the top shelf in Dollar for Dollar Liquor and brought tumbling down upon her blue curls an economy sized bottle of rum. The Bargain, a short story by Hannah Liddell She lives in Austin and shares a wall with people who play a band that takes itself a little too seriously. Hannah is a Liddell, like me, and the winner of the Darby Shaw Fellowship for Most Dangerous Law Student. We’re very excited to have Hannah Liddell write a short short story for WB.
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